US company Peekaboo is pledging to produce a video game for the Wii that teaches gamers how to pole-dance! According to the Register "the pack could include an extendable pole ... and a videogame that would teach gamers all they need to know about sliding up and down, spin around and dangle provocatively." A company spokesman apparently claims "the game will help people tone-up, burn calories and, most importantly, improve their pole dancing skills." I'm speechless...